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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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