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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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