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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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