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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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