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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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