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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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