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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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