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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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