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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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