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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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