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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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