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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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