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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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