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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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