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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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