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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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