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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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