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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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