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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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