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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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