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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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