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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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