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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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