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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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