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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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