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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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