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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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