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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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