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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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