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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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