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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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