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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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