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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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