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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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