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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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