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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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