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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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