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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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