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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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