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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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