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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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