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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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