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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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