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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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