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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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