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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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