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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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