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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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