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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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