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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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