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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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