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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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