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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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