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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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