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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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