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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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